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one who carries out the uptmost pwnage onto another person. usually used in video games, especially nooby ones like halo that only little fags still play. anyone considered a pwnzr is automatically assumed one who can pwn all at any sort of electronic activity. most pwnzrs have no life outside of the virtual world. a.k.a asians
dude you are such a pwnzr. u just killed all those hunters and tea bagged them.
pwnzr by hermaphrelite April 28, 2009
1) Similar to pwn, it is to own, one through a video game, or a competetive game.
Hey, Ethan, you just got Pwnzord!
Related Words
Pwnzred • pwnzr • pwnzrd • pwner • pwnzor • PWNz • pwnership • pwnr • pwner boner • pwnerer
The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.
Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!
pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004
One who pwns... owner->ownzor->pwnzor->pwnz0r
i r teh l33t pwnz0r!
pwnz0r by Goast February 23, 2003

Boner Pwner 

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.
Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...
Boner Pwner by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

pwner boner 

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs
OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner
pwner boner by Westicle July 20, 2008

pwnzored 

/'pone:zored/ adj.

1 outwitted; defeated.
2 exhausted; dejected

(past part. of pwn)

Similar words: pwned, owned

pwned
"You got pwnzored!!!! OMG!"
"I pwnzored j00 n0ob!!!1"
pwnzored by threshazoid October 29, 2003
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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