Main Entry: PWNTD
Function: verb transitive senses
1. To get owned. destroyed. Someone else owns your ass!!!!!. Derived from mIRC and video games. To beat someone down is to have PWNTD them.
Oh, your girlfriend dumped you and likes woman now???? Damn, you got PWNTD.
Variation of pwnd. Pronounced "Pown-zored". To be beaten down good and hard, never to rise again without being pwnd and pwnd and pwnd again and again and again. In a word: pwnzrd.
Dude, I totally pwnzrd those n00bz at CT, HALO 2, and evenPong. They are the lamest of the lame.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.