pwnzed

1337-5p33|< for owned
alternate spellngs include: Pwnz3d, Pwnzord, and Pwnz0rz3d

Schooled by a n00b! Pwnzed

by Chaosilght November 18, 2003

pwnzed

What patho does to baka_neko when he is unidentified.

/kick #vix_anime_jacuzzi zGuest34574

by pathogen March 23, 2004

pwned

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003

pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

by mchesney August 29, 2006

omega pwned

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.

guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.

by holly molly August 19, 2006

Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010

pwned.nl

A site with a flash animation stereotyping the average Counter-Strike player. Everyone has seen it, yet people who just find it think it is new and post the link on forums, chat rooms, everywhere.

1337 Noob: LOLO LUK AT DIS VEDIO!111 IT IZ SO FUNEE!!121! PWNDE.NL
Everyone: OLD!

by Penguin X February 4, 2005