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putinisk 

Shady, hypicritical, out for self. Contradictory, narcissistic; a wolf in sheep's clothing. Someone not to be trusted.
His putinisk attitude was a total turn off.
putinisk by girlunknown November 16, 2015
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putinism 

A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.
Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?
putinism by Jonny Habenero October 16, 2008

putinism 

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.
Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:
putinism by Jonny Habenero October 12, 2008
Word of the Day on March 3, 2022
(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.
Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

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putinik by Csinaco January 16, 2011

Putinistic 

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.
Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic
Putinistic by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019

Putinist Russia 

The Russian Federation under Vladimir Putin the war criminal and dictator of Russia from 1999 to the present.
Putinist Russia is similar to Nazi Germany of the 21st Century.

Putinski 

noun

1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.

2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.

3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.

4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.

Verb.

1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.
1. "No it is the west that has forced the east to invade a peaceful democracy by being very disagreeable"

"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*

2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."

"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."

3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"

4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "
Putinski by Geek With A Knife March 4, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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