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Putin's Bitch 

The Helsinki Press Conference was held by Putin's Bitch.
Putin's Bitch by UtraMike5000 July 16, 2018

Putin’s Pussy 

Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.
In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”

Putin’s Bitch 

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.

Putin's Poodle 

1. A pejorative description of Donald Trump, given Russia's hack to sow discord and benefit Trump in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election and his apparent complicity given his dismissal of the overwhelming evidence and lack of support for a bi-partisan select committee investigation.

2. An aphorism to refer to someone as a stooge under the influence of remote manipulators.
You think I'm going to fall for that? What do you think, I'm Putin's Poodle?
Putin's Poodle by erlichmanr December 21, 2016

Putin’s Puppet 

An increasingly popular nickname for our Russky in the White House.
Without a doubt he has been Putin’s Puppet all along.