6 definitions by erlichmanr

The opportunities a dog takes to sniff the smells along their walks.
Bloodhounds are more interested in sniffertunities than golden retrievers.
by erlichmanr October 14, 2018
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A mentally ill man-child, who feels unfairly victimized, lacking impulse control, caught up in the fervor of the crowd of dimwits, who attacks Democrats and the media as the enemies of the people.
I worry that the vitriol spewed by Infowars and Donald Trump will inspire many MAGAbombers to action.
by erlichmanr October 26, 2018
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Taking delight when a poker opponent folds a winning hand.
I know I should feel bad that Tony folded three queens and would have beaten three tens but I'm enjoying schadenfolde nonetheless.
by erlichmanr November 20, 2020
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A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.
The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.
by erlichmanr October 14, 2018
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1. A pejorative description of Donald Trump, given Russia's hack to sow discord and benefit Trump in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election and his apparent complicity given his dismissal of the overwhelming evidence and lack of support for a bi-partisan select committee investigation.

2. An aphorism to refer to someone as a stooge under the influence of remote manipulators.
You think I'm going to fall for that? What do you think, I'm Putin's Poodle?
by erlichmanr December 20, 2016
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I'm ready to coin the term Trumpononics: Economic policy proposals, often delivered via tweet or at a large public rally, that appear superficially to benefit working class Americans, despite all objective evidence to the contrary, yet are hailed by Trump's supporters as a victory.
Trump supporters cheered after the president's tweet about a 10% tariff on all imported Chinese goods. This is more Trumponomics, as most credible economics believe tariffs such as these will only increase the prices most Americans have to pay for goods.
by erlichmanr January 3, 2017
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