putete

Synonymous with but friendlier usage of the word "puto"

Made famous in the film "Y Tu Mama Tambien"

Que onda putete? Vamos al disco?
--
What's up faggot? Wanna go to the club?

by El Muneco May 13, 2005

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Puteen

Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.

Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Mucky Putter

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse

i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter

by el banan 22 June 29, 2011

putted

A word people use when they skipped a few English classes.
This is, in fact, not a real word.

I putted on a dress

by AyaTheDoggo February 15, 2021

puteen

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Puttentooter

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.

Your puttentooter is stinky

by T Rizzo April 6, 2008