puette 

Fart. Also spelled pwet. From the French verb puer (poo-ay) meaning to stink.

Who went puette? That's rank.

puette by fuscus June 5, 2005

puette 

faggot who spazs every 5 minutes.

he look that guy is such a puette!

puette by RAKUENSO December 29, 2003

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

poetter 

To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".

1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)

2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)

Stop poettering on a Friday!
Who poetterred that server?

poetter by pideins October 1, 2019

Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

Potty putter by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

Mucky Putter 

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse

i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter

Mucky Putter by el banan 22 June 29, 2011