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Mouse Petter
(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC
Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017
poetter
To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".
1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)
2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)
1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)
2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)
Potty putter
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Potty putter by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013
Lennart Poettering
A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015
Mucky Putter
Mucky Putter by el banan 22 June 29, 2011
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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