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Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"
Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!
puteed by Cjaco24 October 27, 2010
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the state in which one is completely staggering drunk
Lets go get puteed
puteed by biggcountry October 25, 2010
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Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.
Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.
Puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022
When ur pizza rolls r done
Hey hey hey don’t go in my shed

What

Wait I need to go get my pizza rolls they are putseed
Oh ok
Putseed by ryan_schenk May 15, 2019
A word people use when they skipped a few English classes.
This is, in fact, not a real word.
I putted on a dress
putted by AyaTheDoggo February 15, 2021
A teenager who is a fan of Putin.
Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.
puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022
putted is something my cute ass boyfriend made up, because he has chronic dyslexia, but i still love him so much.
guy: putted
girl:putted!!
putted by hazen January 8, 2018
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