Putterman

One who enjoys golf so much that they could be known as the “Putter-Man”.

“Who’s coming to golf today?”
“I don’t know but Putterman is definitely coming.”

by UrbanCra1g64 July 24, 2017

Nathan Peterman

When you think of this of this man, a few things will come to mind. Legendary ineptitude, interceptions, terrible, "why is this guy in the league?" Honestly, I could go on but that would be insulting the power of this proud meme.

Nathan Peterman has thrown 5 interceptions today. What an achievement!

by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Pottermatum

Forcing a girl to make a choice between two ultimatums;
Stop being best friends

Start dating eachother

He was her best friend before he gave her the pottermatum

by ldm9two March 29, 2020

Pusherman

A man or woman involved in sale of illegal narcotics. What differentiates a 'pusherman' from a 'drug dealer' is that the 'pusherman' in notorious for loose morals, poor quality intoxicants and/or unfair prices.
Usually the pusherman is a last resort in the search of prohibited substances.

Fou further information download:

'Pusherman' by Curtis Mayfield.

Want some coke? Have some weed. I'm the Pusherman.

by Atticus Von Pompernickle May 5, 2005

Nathan Peterman

A quarterback for the Buffalo Bills who was released by accident and then signed by the Oakland Raiders. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football and Iĺl tell you why. Many people consider Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time. However, Tom Brady has 4 Super Bowl losses while Nathan Peterman has never lost a Super Bowl. Therefore, Nathan Peterman is the G.O.A.T.

John: Hey Bob, did you know Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T? No one is a better QB than him!
Bob: Nathan Peterman is.
John: Whoops! Forgot about Nathan Peterman the GOD Iḿ sorry for disrespecting the greatest athlete of all time please forgive me!
Bob: Goodbye.
*John is then dragged down by hands that come through the ground and drag him to the depths of Hell.*

by bhjbtff tvuy yu January 29, 2019

Dungy Futterman

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.

by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

Nathan Peterman

The greatest quarterback to ever touch the field. Consensus G.O.A.T. Joe Montana and Tom Brady are quoted saying "Nothing compared to him" amd "If I were more like him, I could've won 10 super bowls".

There is no one who can compare to Nathan Peterman!

by CJaxPHI October 27, 2020