A man of otherwiseaverage intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.
"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."
adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.
Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.
Money you pay to keep your girlfriend/woman satisfied or which you have spend on gifts, perfume, dope and jewellery to keep her from diggin someone else.