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pussyfart cumface 

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.
Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.
pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020

Pusstard 

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.
"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."
Pusstard by dinktheeper November 21, 2013
adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.
Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.
pussytard by hehnehseees February 20, 2011
A pussy that is so bomb,that it turns into a robot during sex and engulfs your entire dick.
Damn dude,last night Becky pussytroned me!
pussytron by EdgyEd January 17, 2018

pussytax 

Money you pay to keep your girlfriend/woman satisfied or which you have spend on gifts, perfume, dope and jewellery to keep her from diggin someone else.
1. I paid all my pussytax for the next two months. I'm safe.
pussytax by lourenço September 13, 2004

pussytastic 

Another way to describe something good.
Did you see the Mariners game? Hiro was pussytastic
pussytastic by hellomissmoore February 15, 2008