n. : a large snackatarian once thought to be considered "cool", complains about his pussy hurting and refrains from awesomely exciting activities with close friends to discuss possible toilet seat covers and scented candles, and will inevitably purchase a mini-van.
syn: The Ralphph
Ralph is not going to the NFL football home game because he is a pussywussy.
This means simply a man who always complains, is a lazy person, many people hate him, many people would want to yell at him. Mainly he is just a lazy peice of shit.