baliwood

Getting a hardon from chicks you see in Bali.

That balinese chick totally gave me some crazy baliwood.

by piro September 03, 2004

rollinsify

The act of making cabbage.

Damnit, Eric, if you don't shut up I'm gonna rollinsify you.

by piro May 17, 2003

tgfkatn

See the girls formerly known as the nips.

She's a tgfkatn.

by piro November 21, 2003

Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

by piro August 26, 2004

Pussyrussia

An alternative name for the country/territory known as "Prussia."

"PRUSSIA, MORE LIKE PUSSY RUSSIA AM I RIGHT?!" -Fat Lames

"Yeah, that's hilarious abe, you can do that for anything that starts with P. Seriously, you're retarded. What about Paul? Pussy-aul?" - Me

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHATHATSFUNNY" - Fat Lames (I'm serious, he cracked up. he's a goddamn moron.)

by piro May 22, 2004

resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

by piro May 18, 2003

18th Amendment

The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.

Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.

by piro May 18, 2003