Definitions by piro

baliwood 

Getting a hardon from chicks you see in Bali.

That balinese chick totally gave me some crazy baliwood.

baliwood by piro September 3, 2004

Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

Spalding Hall by piro August 26, 2004

Pussyrussia 

An alternative name for the country/territory known as "Prussia."

"PRUSSIA, MORE LIKE PUSSY RUSSIA AM I RIGHT?!" -Fat Lames

"Yeah, that's hilarious abe, you can do that for anything that starts with P. Seriously, you're retarded. What about Paul? Pussy-aul?" - Me

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHATHATSFUNNY" - Fat Lames (I'm serious, he cracked up. he's a goddamn moron.)

Pussyrussia by piro May 22, 2004

the girls formerly known as the nips 

tgfkatn The girls who used to be called the nips, or nick's bitches. However, following Nick's overall lack of control and Hunter's "whoops told them they were nips" dialogue, they are now disbanded and known as the girls formerly known as the nips.

Also, nearly all (if not all) are bitter at Hunter. Forgive and forget, ladies.

"Nick, we should go do some archery this weekend." "With who?" "You know, that girl, the ni.... the girl formerly known as a nip."

the girls formerly known as the nips by piro November 21, 2003

tgfkatn 

See the girls formerly known as the nips.

She's a tgfkatn.

tgfkatn by piro November 21, 2003

resetting the tally 

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

resetting the tally by piro May 18, 2003

18th Amendment 

The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.

Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.

18th Amendment by piro May 18, 2003