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Pussypenis is a word used to describe something you don’t know,

Two wildly different words put together

Person1: “we should look up random words of urban Dictionary”
Person1: “I can’t find anything should I search up random words?”
Person2: “sure, do random words and put them together”
Person1: “I’ll put Pussy and penis together as one word”
Person2: “haha”
Person1: “OH MY GOD ITS NOT DEFINED LETS MAKE A DEFINITION”

And here you are, PussyPenis

pussypenis by Yodelingpuckel July 18, 2023

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Pussypants

A guy who always pussies out at the last second, someone who has no guts. Generally these idiots have no supporters or friends.

Jim: Hey dude Harry said he was gonna jump off his garage, but he just hid in his room.

Joe: Dude, what a Pussypants.

Pussypants by wordfinder756 June 9, 2010

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pussypants

A dude that acts like a big whining pussy, and you wonder if he has any testicles. He's probably hiding a big vagina down in his pants.

So what, you lost a few bucks. Suck it up, and stop being a pussypants.

The girls won't bite you buddy. Stop being a pussypants and go talk to them.

pussypants by Scottoooooo November 19, 2006

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Pussymeister

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.

I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.

Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011

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pussypinion

opinion of something from a female perspective

guy - hey can I ask your pussypinion on something?
girl - ye' what's up?
guy - what do think of my new christmas sweater?
girl - OMG!! totally! that's so cute!!
guy - really?? my mom bought it for me
girl - noo wayy! your mom is so cooool! we could be like best friends

pussypinion by pussypurveyor November 27, 2013

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pussydonism

basically just logan lerman he radiates the most pussydonism

person: wow logan you radiate pussydonism
logan: thanks! i thought i did

pussydonism by logan lerman gf April 15, 2021

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Pussymeister

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

Pussymeister by TheRealPussyMeister June 11, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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