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Pussy Paint Job 

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.
Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

pussy wet paint 

A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.
I painted my house with a 10-gallon can of pussy wet paint.
pussy wet paint by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008

PCP..paint can pussy

when a girl has been expanded from over use over time the result is her vagina looking and feeling like a paint can for the male penis.
that girl has hooked up with about 500 guys. She has to have that pcp..paint can pussy by now.
PCP..paint can pussy by slambot January 2, 2012

Pussy Painting 

1.When you paint your pussy so that your man can get it in the right hole...on the first try.

2. Pussy painting is for all you men who can never seem to hit the correct hole before she finally takes control...
You wanna please your women? Try out our new product "Pussy Paint"...Guranteed to hit the right hole on the first try...Every time! 😉
Pussy painting:All you have to do is chose a color, pour some paint on your finger and rub it on the correct hole.
Pussy Painting by Ali Lynn October 27, 2017

male pussy pain 

when a man pusses out far more than a woman does about pain
imaginary male pussy pains where they tittbag about everything

paintball pussy 

Some one who says that they are going to go play paintball then calls out the morning off at 6am.
That stupid mofo is a paintball pussy.
paintball pussy by stephen_c01 February 12, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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