beaver grease

the secretion from a womans vagina

" Honey, your underwear is covered in beaver grease."

by sufimomma November 28, 2009

carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

by sufimomma February 15, 2009

pussy paint

secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets

" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"

by sufimomma May 17, 2009