secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets
" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"
When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.
" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."
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carpet shuffle
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