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chum pussy 

A menstrating scuba diver
It was the chum pussy that attracted the sharks.

Chum Pussy 

A menstruating scuba diver who as a result is attracting sharks and other underwater marine life.
It was the menstruating scuba diver ‘s chum pussy that attracted the blood thirsty school of sharks which ate her.

Pussychomp

Much like the idea of Mrs.Pacman, she gets eaten by ghosts, but when enraged the opposite happens, she eats all the ghosts. To put it into real life perspective when a pussy is being eaten out and the woman has had enough and becomes enraged she tries to gain retribution by chomping back. At this point in time the pussy is unstoppable and furious, it will do everything in its power to get him off. With extremely accurate and with a lethal force the pussy chomps its prey, eliminating the threat and providing nourishment and safety for the colony.
Patricia: Quickly someones home we have to stop!
Bob: Fuck that shit it's probably nothing
Patricia: I mean it! Stop right now!
Bob: MunchMunchMunchMunchMunch
Patricia: I'm warning you! You better stop right now!
Bob: Shut up you fucking whore!
(Pussy becomes enraged and lets loose a bloodthirsty pussychomp, ripping off all facial tissue off of Bob)
Bob: AHHHH WTFFF!!!!
Patricia: I told you to stop!
(Bob Dies from blood loss)
(Patricia cleans up the body by devouring the remains with a canabalistic pussychomp swallowing Bob's whole body in one deadly strike.)

pussycrumbs 

The debris that falls off an unkempt vagina. Such items include: toilet paper, lint, pussy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.
Roy got a mouth full of pussycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty bitch from Shamokin.
pussycrumbs by The real Kyda August 12, 2010

pussycumer 

a pussy that shots cum watch out guys or females
guy1: do females cum?
guy2: wtf are you taking about
guy3: its called a pussycumer

pussychukk 

A sexual domination technique for females against males, often used in pornography.
When a woman gets deep throated and gagged by a man to the point of vomiting and, she gets revenge on the man by pissing on his face and shitting in his mouth and after (with her underwear on) she smothers his face with her asshole and pussy, farting and shitting on his nose, forcing him to smell and inhale her aroma of her vagina, ass and shit. With the left overs on her panties she shoves her panties in his mouth, takes them out and performes the pussychukk by masturbating on his face and squirting her vaginal juices all over his face and in his mouth.
pussychukk by pervertedpsycho13456 February 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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