A physical attribute or personality characteristic that women find extremely attractive in a man that will cause them to throw all inhibitions aside and have sex with him. Men who have this attribute are aware of it and use it to "go fishing" for sex.
by Heyrobo127 December 13, 2015
The flatulence farts cows emit which provides global warming fans with some credibility and the excuse to go all out socialist in order to plug up the problem.
"Was that you Alicia, or that field of cows as they cowfurffle under that green cloud that's creating the horrible odor?"
by Heyrobo127 February 18, 2019
A nasty, sneaky person who many refer to as 'asshole' or 'scumbag.' But a scumcrumpet is worse because of the enjoyment he or she receives when doing damage. Members of terrorists organizations and some members of Congress are often viewed by their opposition as scumcrumpets.
by Heyrobo127 August 28, 2015
by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019