4 definitions by Heyrobo127

pussy chum

A physical attribute or personality characteristic that women find extremely attractive in a man that will cause them to throw all inhibitions aside and have sex with him. Men who have this attribute are aware of it and use it to "go fishing" for sex.

"His smile was like pussy chum to the woman at the end of the bar."

by Heyrobo127 December 13, 2015

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

cowfurffle

The flatulence farts cows emit which provides global warming fans with some credibility and the excuse to go all out socialist in order to plug up the problem.

"Was that you Alicia, or that field of cows as they cowfurffle under that green cloud that's creating the horrible odor?"

by Heyrobo127 February 18, 2019

scumcrumpet

A nasty, sneaky person who many refer to as 'asshole' or 'scumbag.' But a scumcrumpet is worse because of the enjoyment he or she receives when doing damage. Members of terrorists organizations and some members of Congress are often viewed by their opposition as scumcrumpets.

The video graphically showed the journalist being beheaded by a scumcrumpet.

by Heyrobo127 August 28, 2015