A blend of "pussy" and "frustrated", meaning very angry at your girlfriend because she broke up with you.
Ex1: Dude, my girl just ditched me. I’m so freaking pusstrated.
Ex2: Breaking up right before engagement could be very pusstrating.
Ex3: Come on man! Stop being pusstrated!
A guy that not only is a pussy for being scared to do something, but he's a pussytwat when a woman has to do the dirty work for him. This could be in a domestic, public, or worksituation.
Example: Guy: "The toilet is clogged, what am I going to do?" Woman: "Go get the plunger and unclog it." Guy: "I can't do that, that's disgusting!" Woman: "OMG, give me the damn plunger, I'll show you how it's done you pussytwat!"
Used when your friend is acting retarded, but you don’t want to use the word ‘retarded’ because you’re empathetic towards people that are actually medically retarded.
Friend: oi bro have you seen my phone?
You: bro it’s in your hand you pusswat
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.