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synonym: dumb ass Person who always seems to be committing superior acts of stupidity and yet remaining completely oblivious to the fact that he is burning string near a large box of fireworks.
#1: what are you doing?

#2: Tying fireworks together with string. After tying the fuses
together I cut the string and burn the ends so they wont fray.

#1:...pusswat
pusswat by t-mova September 7, 2011
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A risk-averse no-getter. They live their day to day life in a dweeb like manner, but can go through spells of having high swag (but still with dweeb undertones)
Danny, stop being a Pusswag.
Pusswag by CuteWakes November 1, 2018
A pusswit is a person who is easily scared by normal things,the word is also slang for the word coward
Let's go John! Don't be such a pusswit
Pusswit by HomeboiYeet June 6, 2018

pusswank 

Verb
1. Masturbate as a female

Adjective
2. One who is both a pussy and a wanker
1. Shirley is about to pusswank, wanna watch?

2. Wow, Andrew is such a fucking pusswank.
pusswank by XxDoRiTOLoRD360xX February 10, 2015

pisswater 

Fuck Budweiser, that shit is fucking pisswater
pisswater by r00fles April 24, 2003

Pusswaffle 

A bitch that artfully dodges 1v1s against superior, breastier opponents. 99% of them are Polish. Some are even Polish chickens, that prefer to play TF2 instead.

Ironically, a pusswaffle may claim that he/vic cannot play due to not having played games prior, even though not playing games is something that accumulates, and is countered by actually playing games. Damn it Vic.

4. Pride and self-righteousness are the root of all conflict. Remember: None of you are more important than another, and the clan is what matters most.
Carnage: Hey MavericK let's have a showmatch.

MavericK: I don't have to deal with this.

Carnage: Pusswaffle
Pusswaffle by Notmike1 July 25, 2011
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