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Pussypire 

The inferior vampire archetype created by Stephanie Meyer in the Twilight series. Instead of bursting into flames and dying like a REAL vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant pussy.

Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.
Tween: O-M-G! Edward is such a HOT vampire!!

Older Brother: Edward Cullen is a total pussypire. If you want REAL vampires, go check out Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.
Pussypire by Sobriquet318 November 23, 2009
Related Words

pusspiration 

{noun} Pronunciation: \\PEUSS•pih•RAY•shin\\ (1) vaginal moisture, (2) clever amalgamation of the words "pussy" and "perspiration," or sweat, (3) is it hot in here or is it your MOM??
"This muggy jungle weather! My panties are simply DRIPPING WET with pusspiration," proclaimed a sweating Sweetpetia.

Pusspike 

A term to describe a person of a low social class (eg. in relative poverty) but also is afraid of all around them.
'That kid is a right pusspike, he lives on bracken bank and is shit scared of everyone' said owen.
Pusspike by lolmaker July 17, 2009

pusspiration 

Lubrication of the vaginal walls due to sexual (or other) arousal.

Synonyms: gettin' moist, juicin', lubrication, wet

n.b. No relation to thermoregulation.
After watching a sick porno, Natalie experienced extreme pusspiration and soaked her panties.
pusspiration by Joey Maloey December 4, 2007

Pisspire 

Like a vampire, only it drinks piss
yo dude my girlfriend wanted a glden shower man she's a pisspire she'll drink you dry
Pisspire by bjwtom July 21, 2010

pusspressed 

When you haven’t had pussy in a long time
Damn bro I’m pusspressed I really ceasing pussy
pusspressed by Fat boy Carlos March 31, 2018