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I'm legitimately fapping. Used in those moments in which you can't hold a conversation with a friend because you are masturbating.
Kyle: yo, did you get that thing I sentcha?
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes
by Sobriquet318 January 18, 2012
Get the ILF mug.The inferior vampire archetype created by Stephanie Meyer in the Twilight series. Instead of bursting into flames and dying like a REAL vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant pussy.
Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.
Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.
Tween: O-M-G! Edward is such a HOT vampire!!
Older Brother: Edward Cullen is a total pussypire. If you want REAL vampires, go check out Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.
Older Brother: Edward Cullen is a total pussypire. If you want REAL vampires, go check out Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.
by Sobriquet318 November 23, 2009
Get the Pussypire mug.Significantly longer than a fort-night.
by Sobriquet318 April 15, 2009
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