Pussypire 

The inferior vampire archetype created by Stephanie Meyer in the Twilight series. Instead of bursting into flames and dying like a REAL vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant pussy.

Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.

Tween: O-M-G! Edward is such a HOT vampire!!

Older Brother: Edward Cullen is a total pussypire. If you want REAL vampires, go check out Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.

Pussypire by Sobriquet318 November 23, 2009

pussyfree 

adj.

To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy.

At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity.

Benefits of being free from pussy

1. Freedom from rejection
Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits.

2. Freedom from disappointing women
When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation.

3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure
It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.

Since Mike developed a porn addiction due to constantly being rejected by females, his female therapist suggested he stop bothering females in real life, stop looking at nude females online, and declare himself pussyfree for life.

pussyfree by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021

pussyfiend 

n.

A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.

Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.

Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.

pussyfiend by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021

pussybird 

Glass birds typically hung on a Christmas tree that you’d like to smash because they were given to you from your spouses overly controlling, or opinionated matriarch.

“I don’t want to hang those pussybirds on the tree this year.”

pussybird by Pbirdpro77 November 2, 2019

pussybreather 

A stupid thot or a worthless baddie

That pussybreather is so annoying

pussybreather by arcphanum October 17, 2020

pussypressed 

When you haven’t had pussy in so long you need it. Ya girl just turn you on just looking at you. You hate waiting.

“Damn bro I’m so PUSSYPRESSED.”

pussypressed by Lokalive May 21, 2018

pussyfier 

An rubber object (i.e. a dildo) used as a pacifier for the vagina.

"Damn, I miss my boyfriend. My pussyfier is getting all worn out."

pussyfier by zeppelina_eva October 2, 2007