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Pussyonthepedestalism 

\ˈpu̇-sē-ˈȯn-thē-ˈpe-dəs-təl-ˈi-zəm\

Noun: Feminism
Greg: Hey Jon! Have you seen what those feminists downtown are talking about?

Jon: Yeah, it has nothing to do with equal rights for men and women, it has everything to do with pussyonthepedestalism.

Greg: Bitches.

Jon: Must be lesbians.
Pussyonthepedestalism by JonnyWalker1 December 26, 2011

pussymouth 

/poos-ee-mouth/ n. Term used discreetly among married straight/bi-curious men to describe any gay male cocksucking connoisseur with a mouth that feels like their wives' pussies used to; the only difference being that this "pussy" satisfies without nagging, having emotions or bleeding, and once you cum, it will leave.
Dude, call Patrick up, that cat has a pussymouth that'll make you nut hella hard!
pussymouth by Matt*ee September 23, 2009

Pissmouth 

Someone who has yellow teeth, specifically caused by the act of someone urinating into their open mouth. After the urine is inside the mouth, it is used as if it was mouthwash before being expelled. Usually performed upon a Male by a Female, although studies have shown it happening to the Female and even within homosexual couples in rare occations.

- Please note that this is not a common occurance within the human race, and only the most mentally damaged people attempt this.
Anthony: Did you see that kid's teeth?
Dane: That's Timmy. He's a pissmouth.
Anthony: Oh my god. Who'd he get it from?
Dane: His girlfriend is into that kind of stuff.

pussymouth 

When you can't handle lame spicy foods.
"Dude, you can't handle the jalapenos? You have SUCH a pussymouth."

"I'd like my curry mild, please. I have a huge pussymouth."
pussymouth by Erynpenis March 21, 2010

pussymouth 

This is referring to a mouth as if it were a pussy. The tongue is like a giant clit. The mouth is wet and wants to be fucked like a cunt.
Put your big fat cock in my pussymouth and fuck my throat.
pussymouth by Master Titi July 2, 2006

pussymouth 

the medical condition in which one who has an oral cavity that tastes and smells like a vagina, usually contracted after extended periods of eating out vaginas
lesbian- "Dude, I went to visit Smith college over the summer."
lesbian #2- "Dude, same here, I went last summer...so did you get pussymouth?"
lesbian- "HELLS YEA I DID. I had pussy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner all day everyday."
lesbian #2- *high five*
pussymouth by kangaroolover11 July 14, 2011