Pissmouth

Someone who has yellow teeth, specifically caused by the act of someone urinating into their open mouth. After the urine is inside the mouth, it is used as if it was mouthwash before being expelled. Usually performed upon a Male by a Female, although studies have shown it happening to the Female and even within homosexual couples in rare occations.

- Please note that this is not a common occurance within the human race, and only the most mentally damaged people attempt this.

Anthony: Did you see that kid's teeth?
Dane: That's Timmy. He's a pissmouth.
Anthony: Oh my god. Who'd he get it from?
Dane: His girlfriend is into that kind of stuff.

by Roflcoptersoisoisoilololololol September 12, 2010

pissworthy

someone or something that is so funny that there is no other word to describe them/it but pissworthy (piss your pants hilarious).

Connor asked Kat if she would like to hear what happened to him that day and Kat replied "Only if it's pissworthy."

by Oatbag April 11, 2007

pussymouth

/poos-ee-mouth/ n. Term used discreetly among married straight/bi-curious men to describe any gay male cocksucking connoisseur with a mouth that feels like their wives' pussies used to; the only difference being that this "pussy" satisfies without nagging, having emotions or bleeding, and once you cum, it will leave.

Dude, call Patrick up, that cat has a pussymouth that'll make you nut hella hard!

by Matt*ee September 23, 2009

pisstoothing

pisstoothing is the name given to the act of grinding your teeth side to side quickly when you are bursting to take a piss but cant for some reason.

hurry up i need to use the toilet im pisstoothing myself here

by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015

pisscouch

A couch where everyone pisses after a wild night.

Caolan was sitting patiently on the pisscouch, while watching gay porn.

by alonelyzebra January 11, 2014

Pisscotheque

An orgy where you get so excited as to piss your pants when you dance.

You: I got excited at the pisscotheque
Me: I know, I saw you pissed your pants.

by gregben August 21, 2022

Hyper Pissout

v. When an individual is extraordinarily drunk and in an esteemed state of relaxation, upon which they sit upon the toilet to urinate and pass out.

n. The event of said verb.

v. I had way too much to drink. All I did was sit on the toilet, and I felt like I was about to hyper pissout.

n. Dude, just found Sean in the bathroom. Looks like he had himself a hyper pissout.

by rdeedllew June 27, 2011