pussymouth

/poos-ee-mouth/ n. Term used discreetly among married straight/bi-curious men to describe any gay male cocksucking connoisseur with a mouth that feels like their wives' pussies used to; the only difference being that this "pussy" satisfies without nagging, having emotions or bleeding, and once you cum, it will leave.

Dude, call Patrick up, that cat has a pussymouth that'll make you nut hella hard!

by Matt*ee September 23, 2009

pussymouth

When you can't handle lame spicy foods.

"Dude, you can't handle the jalapenos? You have SUCH a pussymouth."

"I'd like my curry mild, please. I have a huge pussymouth."

by Erynpenis March 21, 2010

pussymouth

This is referring to a mouth as if it were a pussy. The tongue is like a giant clit. The mouth is wet and wants to be fucked like a cunt.

Put your big fat cock in my pussymouth and fuck my throat.

by Master Titi July 2, 2006

pussymouth

the medical condition in which one who has an oral cavity that tastes and smells like a vagina, usually contracted after extended periods of eating out vaginas

lesbian- "Dude, I went to visit Smith college over the summer."
lesbian #2- "Dude, same here, I went last summer...so did you get pussymouth?"
lesbian- "HELLS YEA I DID. I had pussy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner all day everyday."
lesbian #2- *high five*

by kangaroolover11 July 14, 2011

PUSSYMOST

PUSSYMOST is a clear sign that the beautiful woman MUST have a MOST lovely flavoured and soft warm pussy.

It's NOT just her BEAUTY and intellect which infects me with desire - she, is the PUSSYMOST - I just can't stop thinking of her!

by FABARM October 20, 2018

red pussy mouth

When you eat that pussy and your mouth gets red and irritated- most likely from an STD

“Dude I got red pussy mouth from hooking up with Jessica”

by Big Samantha February 21, 2020

Pussyonthepedestalism

\ˈpu̇-sē-ˈȯn-thē-ˈpe-dəs-təl-ˈi-zəm\

Noun: Feminism

Greg: Hey Jon! Have you seen what those feminists downtown are talking about?

Jon: Yeah, it has nothing to do with equal rights for men and women, it has everything to do with pussyonthepedestalism.

Greg: Bitches.

Jon: Must be lesbians.

by JonnyWalker1 December 26, 2011