pussituation 

A situation where someone is just being a total pussy.

Friend 1: "Bro I can't get Johnny to do that nudie lap he owes me."
Friend 2: "Dude this a total pussituation."

pussituation by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020

Passitation 

The act of passing a lit marijuana cigarette in a constant direction within a circle.

(After John passes the joint to the wrong person)
Carl:"John, you're messing up the passitation."

Passitation by sandpaperman January 29, 2012

posituation 

when you are in a position of a bad sitituation

stop putting me in these posituations!!!

posituation by manda_5759_3741 August 29, 2005

Pusstation

This is the position the lady exhibits as she's ready to masturbate.

"You ready to get cum?"
"Let me get in my pusstation!"
*Pusstation Engaged*

Pusstation by horse eggs May 15, 2018

Posituation 

And position and a situation at the same time

If I was in a Posituation I would be mad because I don’t do anything.

Posituation by Vc.tt July 18, 2021

Phsituationology 

The study of analyzing any situation to understand why things got so messed up in the first place. (The ph is silent)

When our class couldn’t stop talking over each other, Ms. Howard decided to teach us some phsituationology; she analyzed how our communication skills somehow led to total chaos.

Phsituationology by Secret someone from 6th period November 14, 2024

Posituationship 

When opportunity meets the right timing and you are in the position to pursue someone

We’re in a posituationship where you are in Atlanta and I’m single.

Posituationship by Brenchy February 20, 2024