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heart palpitations 

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.
Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .
heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021

palpitations 

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
palpitations by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

inappropriate pissination 

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water
GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

Fart Palpitations 

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.
I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.
Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

Pisstation 

The word pisstation is used to describe the action of being pissed in excess. Pisstation is what happens when someone is beyond pissed. They are pissed to the point of pisstation.
John's cell phone fell in a sink full of water. This is the third time John's phone has been destroyed within a year. John was pissed off to the point of pisstation. He was pissed to the highest level.
Pisstation by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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