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Posituation 

And position and a situation at the same time
If I was in a Posituation I would be mad because I don’t do anything.
Posituation by Vc.tt July 18, 2021

The Mere Postulation 

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

postcation 

the day after your actual vacation
Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!
postcation by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

Postbation 

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.
Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.
Postbation by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016

Prositution 

He misspelled prostitution and put prositution in its stead.
Prositution by Author Stephan Smolka December 30, 2008

Prostituation 

A situation in witch one or more sluts want to have sex with you real bad but due to circumstances you can't
1. Last saturday i was caught in a prostituation there were so many willing ho's at that party i couldn't possibly f*ck em all..

2. She was begging me for some but i was gonna mis my plane so i wasn't able to give her any..
Prostituation by DaJeffers October 3, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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