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posituation 

when you are in a position of a bad sitituation
stop putting me in these posituations!!!
posituation by manda_5759_3741 August 29, 2005
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Posituation 

And position and a situation at the same time
If I was in a Posituation I would be mad because I don’t do anything.
Posituation by Vc.tt July 18, 2021

The Mere Postulation 

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

postcation 

the day after your actual vacation
Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!
postcation by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

Postbation 

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.
Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.
Postbation by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016

Prositution 

He misspelled prostitution and put prositution in its stead.
Prositution by Author Stephan Smolka December 30, 2008

Prostituation 

A situation in witch one or more sluts want to have sex with you real bad but due to circumstances you can't
1. Last saturday i was caught in a prostituation there were so many willing ho's at that party i couldn't possibly f*ck em all..

2. She was begging me for some but i was gonna mis my plane so i wasn't able to give her any..
Prostituation by DaJeffers October 3, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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