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pussifest 

1. adjecive; derrived from pessimest, meaning the person being called it is a pussy and is also a down right loser

2. noun; a swarm of raging pussies just waiting to be fucked by a man

3. pronoun; used in place of the name of someone you dont particularly like
1. manny is such a pussifest when it comes to girls.

2. it was a pussifest in my room last night!

3. Pussifest came to work late today
pussifest by zack December 2, 2004
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PussyDestroyer69

Yo PussyDestroyer69 rez me bro

pussifiction 

n--false stories of sexual encounters.
Bob claimed to have slept with two hundred girls, but it was all pussifiction.
pussifiction by tarponredgatorklark February 23, 2011

pussyfection 

when a person does something that is really hot and it gives you butterflies that are exclusive to your pussy even though it was sexy AND affectionate at the same time. It can also be used to refer to something perfect that happened to your pussy.
ex:

I called a guy a "boob" today and he was like "hey don't talk to me like that", he radiates pussyfection.

ex:

I was Eiffel towered so hard last night, it was utter pussyfection.

ex:

She's so pussyfectionate, it's adorable.
pussyfection by pussyrock February 1, 2022

double decker pussies 

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.
Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!
double decker pussies by loose_cannon November 18, 2006

pussimist 

someone who feels they are in a hopeless situation with a girl
John: I dunno man, I don't think she'll ever like me.
Richard: Stop being such a pussimist, bro. She'll come around.

pussydestroyer 

If you play Runescape and or Minecraft, this is you.
Doctor- Are you sexually active?
Guy- I play Runescape...
Doctor- Oh sorry. *Writes down "PussyDestroyer"
pussydestroyer by Agabell February 25, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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