(Pronunciation: Perp-uh-doo-dull) Noun. Elderly/old/ancient person; usually named "Barbara", "Ethel" or "Walter". Side effects: Arthritis, wrinkled balls, saggy tits, bad attitude. (Abbreviation: purp)
"I love my dear old grandpa, but I don't enjoy visiting him in the nursing home because I hate being surrounded by purpadoodles!"
A stripping game played in a car. When a car with a faulty headlight passes by you slam your fist on the roof of the car and shout "padoodle." The last one to shout padoodle or not shout it at all must remove an article of clothing.
Everyone: "Padoodle!"
Guy: "Shit, I was there goes my other sock."
A Plodoodle is an amazing 174-way sexual position in which each person is taking a shit on at least 3 other people while receiving sex from 9 other people.
Guy 1: "How many people are attending our concert"
Guy 2: "Uhhhhh, about 174"
Guy 1: "Want to get them all into doing a Plodoodle?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!"
A female from an affluent background who is a tease with her sexuality. In the simplest of terms, when it comes to the baseball-sex analogy...a Proodle may let you get all the way to third base, but will start running backwards before you ever get a home-run.
I thought I was gonna get some last night, but turns out she was just a proodle!