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The act of buying for someone who is under age.
Sam: Lets get drunk tonight.

Ryan: Whose going to Purch?

Matt: Katie has a fake, she always down to Purch!
purch by city kid blazer December 9, 2010
Words you can keep

Purch-Dawg 

the exact opposite of puttin' in the banger; when things are looking good; when life just ain't bangin'
Last night when I was hittin' "the leg" at the club, I hit 78 people in the face. They were FULL Purch-Dawgs.
Purch-Dawg by freakshow1121 September 15, 2016

Roast Purch Month 

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch
Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?
Roast Purch Month by Purch April 18, 2019

dece purch

Short for "decent purchase". Orginally used as druggie-slang/code for a good drug deal or drug quality, but recently has been used in response to any type of favorable purchase, or simply to replace the word "dece".
"Yeah, that coke was a dece purch"

"Lemee see that cellphone......damn, dece purch."

"Ok I'll come to your house later"
"Aiyt, dece purch"
dece purch by ZmaN277 August 10, 2007

dirty purch 

When the Purch licks her butt hole. Puts his finger in her ass until her feet come off the ground.
I’m still sore from the dirty Purch
dirty purch by Dirty Purch December 13, 2021

Pandy Purch 

I purchase you made during the pandemic. Consider it a pandemic purchase.
Netflix premium was my top pandy purch of 2020
Pandy Purch by Joey Sis November 4, 2023

perchance 

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.
perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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