Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
Will will purchayse a bueno bean from Ella.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
She would purchayse the cock from me.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
She would purchayse the cock from me.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
Will will purchayse a bueno bean from Ella.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

Attention Purchase

When a guy so desperate for female attention he will use his dad's credit card to donate $100s to a random streamer, just to see his name on the screen or a "heart" on Youtube. Often found on Twitch cam streams and anything involving pokimane.

Joe: "Man I sent this girl on Twitch $500 and she said thanks!"
Jim: "Dude, talking to girls irl is free! Stop with the attention purchase!"

by Based Fiend January 15, 2023

Proof of purchase

The somewhat fishy smell left on your fingers after fingering a girl. It can prove to your buddy you hooked up with a girl.

"You want your proof of purchase *sniff*? THERE's your proof of purchase."

by Yankees2000 January 22, 2009

virtue-purchase

Similar to virtue signalling but done by means of buying trendy goods or services so as to display one's sense of contrived self-superiority: items such as books by politically correct authors, garish artwork purported to save rain-forests, or FairTrade coffee that makes the buyer feel woke; faddishly leftist buying habits that conform to intersectionality and other expressions of socially popular SJW pseudoscience, especially popular among university students.

Asheleigh-Meghan isn't going to actually read Michelle Obama's new book. She just bought it to put on the coffee table in case one of her black classmates shows up unexpectedly. It's more of a virtue-purchase.

by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018