4 definitions by Joey Sis

disasterfest

An infestation of disaster. A disaster so raw and uncalled for that the only natural reaction when confronted with one is to slap the person next to you for relief.

Katie was just spotted doing the walk of shame. Her hair was all over the place along with her clothes and makeup. She looks like a complete disasterfest.

by Joey Sis December 21, 2010

glass of butt

When you are thirsty for that ass so you ask for a glass of it.

Damn kid, did you see that ass? I could use a nice glass of butt right about now.

by Joey Sis April 12, 2017

Swamptitute

The dirtiest kind of prostitute which hails from a swamp. Prostitutes are already filthy. Could you imagine one crawling out of a swamp?

That's the dirty, disgusting hoe that slept with my man? Did you see her? She had mud all over her face and her clothes look like they came out of a King Arthur movie. She looks like a filthy swamptitute.

by Joey Sis December 16, 2010

Pandy Purch

I purchase you made during the pandemic. Consider it a pandemic purchase.

Netflix premium was my top pandy purch of 2020

by Joey Sis November 5, 2023