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Poopie Paralyzer
When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014
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Paralyzer
A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".
Paralyzer by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017
Paralyzed
When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.
Puppy Paralyzed
When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
Puppy Paralyzed by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
paralyzer
When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
paralyzer by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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