purralyzed

When you're unable to get out of your seat because your cat is purring in your lap

"Sorry, I can't make it to work. I have a loaf of love 😻 in my lap and I'm purralyzed."

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Purralyzed

when a cat is sitting on you, you are purralyzed and can’t move until your cat gets off you.

"Come help me move this table!"

"I can't get up to help you right now, I'm purralyzed."
"Alright - I get it."

by PurpleOasis July 26, 2024

paralyzed

When the orgasm is so good you can't move

Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed

by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

Paralyzed

When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.

The ghosts in my room : 👀

by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Practily paralyzed

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.

Man when I see a possible confrontation on this girls homefront I get Practily paralyzed.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Paralyzed Kitten

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.

"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.

by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009