purralyzed

When you're unable to get out of your seat because your cat is purring in your lap

"Sorry, I can't make it to work. I have a loaf of love 😻 in my lap and I'm purralyzed."

by anonymous December 01, 2023

Purralyzed

when a cat is sitting on you, you are purralyzed and can’t move until your cat gets off you.

"Come help me move this table!"

"I can't get up to help you right now, I'm purralyzed."
"Alright - I get it."

by PurpleOasis July 26, 2024