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purralyzed by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Purralyzed
"Come help me move this table!"
"I can't get up to help you right now, I'm purralyzed."
"Alright - I get it."
"I can't get up to help you right now, I'm purralyzed."
"Alright - I get it."
Purralyzed by PurpleOasis July 26, 2024
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Paralyzed
When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.
Puppy Paralyzed
When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
Puppy Paralyzed by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
Practily paralyzed
When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.
Practily paralyzed by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
Paralyzed Kitten
In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
Paralyzed Kitten by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009
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