punie
He touched my punie.
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pünie
a name for a boy who is funny, adorable, calm, creative, loving, and makes you feel safe and comfortable. he is unlike anyone else you've ever met.
I love you, pünie!
pünie by pookiejuju November 5, 2023
puñeta
This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.
There are two ways used in P.R.:
1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.
There are two ways used in P.R.:
1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.
1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)
Puneeth Rajkumar
Also known as Appu, He is called as Allrounder actor in KFI because he is multi talented. He is known as Brand ambassador of KFI and highest fan following in Karnataka. He is King of craze. He is Sandalwood Samrat
Puneeth Rajkumar by Kannadiga August 2, 2021
puñetón
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e pluribus punim
I’m gonna book, guys, this is definitely a dead zone. Whoa, check it out, over by the door: e pluribus punim.
e pluribus punim by PJMac August 1, 2012
owns ponies
The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
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