punce

1. punce (noun)
a person who is naturally very poor at something:

2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:

3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:
1. "You punce, you'll never be good at singing!" or "He's a punce, he can't do anything well."

2. "British star Les Dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. He was a puncist"

3. "Johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money"
by MarkW July 31, 2008
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An mildly offensive word used in conversations to replace such words as 'shit' etc...
"That Mr. Smith teacher, he's a bloody punce!"

or

"Those blokes outside the resteraunt are punces for looking at us like that!"
by Reuben December 21, 2003
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punce

bi-sexual or gay fag (or somebody who looks gay)
god Andre... such a punce
by Tim April 13, 2006
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1.A punce is a dick/pussy licker
2.A bisexual
"Yo punce, fuck off bitch"
or
"Wow, your a punce?"
by Kavi July 18, 2004
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when someone does something poorly or something is not good.
1.man that joint is so punce.
2.the cops are coming man thats punce.
3.i hate punce pussy.
by T-Moneyyyyy November 01, 2008
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A mild form of punishment when someone you like does something you don't like, usually accompanied by a light fist tap to the end of the nose repeatedly.
Pauline, if you don't give me the remote, you're gonna get a big punce
by Al Raczkowski March 28, 2004
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"hey vinny you should go pounce on that chick over there"- me

"okay *FFFFFFFRR* I pounced and it smelled"-me

you punce
by safaosmfkoasmfaok August 05, 2010
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