When a special someone with Sperm Child, starts growing pubes out their head rather than out of their crotch area. Although it looks like normal hair, it smells more and usually has a hidden wang poking out of it every once in a while. A blessing and a curse as brings magical pube-bending powers but causes you to become a dick. Including girls and women.

Jeez: Oh SNAP! Head pubies
OH: Quacky poo Quacky Poo DOO ME Hardels?
Jeez: Jeez Jizz, That my line, Jizzzy JIZZZy stop it! Obvious dick is obvious!

Head pubies by Genital Wang January 12, 2011

Get merch

Sticky Pubes

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.

Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.

Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Get merch

Fist Full of Pubes

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

Fist Full of Pubes by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Get merch

Pubessence

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.

Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.

Pubessence by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Get merch

Shuffle