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pundernarkel 

Pundernarkel is somone who can't handle alcoholic beverages, They drink to the rank of a aboriginal elder and often urinate on friends couches, a pundernarkel will regularly fight with family and friends but due to the level of intoxication will generally end up knocked out .
Hey bro don't invite that pundernarkel over i don't want my couch pissed on.
pundernarkel by Sabumnim November 18, 2015

h'underware

H'underware (contraction for hair underware) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.
Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of h'underware.
h'underware by carpet bagger January 10, 2013

Underware 

Computer software that is like a root kit, virtualizing the entire system. It is designed to intercept all input output. It is used for information control. Its existence is not formally acknowledged.
Changing my webcam resolution is not working- it must be the underware preventing the settings change.
Underware by JayRDontCareNoMo August 9, 2019

Funderware 

What ladies wear under their clothes when they are ready to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
Todd: Hey Mike!, I hope my girl is wearing her funderware tonite cuz she is really smokin' hot!

Mike: Yeah, no doubt, Right?!!!
Funderware by Markus O'Relius August 5, 2009

underwarez 

A random assembly of two words, same meaning as underwear.

Mostly for humor, a favorite word of many.
lol WTf I CNA see ur underwareZ11!!!>!!11
underwarez by RoxRox December 28, 2005

Pundertale 

When Sans makes too many puns in Undertale, a game which he is from.
Papyrus: "Sans! You are not helping!! You lazybones!! All do is sit and boondoggle! You get lazier and lazier every day!!!"
Sans: "Hey, take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today. A skele-ton."
Papyrus: "SANS! You must stop with this Pundertale and get back to work! Nyeh heh heh!"
Pundertale by Clowned64 January 19, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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