What ladies wear under their clothes when they are ready to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
Todd: Hey Mike!, I hope my girl is wearing her funderware tonite cuz she is really smokin' hot!
Mike: Yeah, no doubt, Right?!!!
Mike: Yeah, no doubt, Right?!!!
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Oh check him out, the dude in the North Face Polartec funderware -- "Schmendrick Capital." Wall Street jersey, pathetic . . . and yet sharp.
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When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."
Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."
The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.
Also used when underage persons are drinking.
Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."
The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.
Also used when underage persons are drinking.
Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your
daughter!"
Father: "More like Funderage!"
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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."
Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!
Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"
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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"
Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"
Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."
daughter!"
Father: "More like Funderage!"
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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."
Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!
Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"
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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"
Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"
Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."
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