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Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

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The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)
Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil
Led Pencil by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.
Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"
pencil porn by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.
Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.
nigger pencil by Chipspew September 1, 2011

Punchline Pirate

An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.
Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
Punchline Pirate by lenneord January 21, 2009
Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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