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Jersey Punchbowl
He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.
Jersey Punchbowl by Apollo's Pad May 5, 2009
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A shit in the punchbowl
Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.
A shit in the punchbowl by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011
turd in a punchbowl
Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.
turd in a punchbowl by Richard Black March 4, 2005
punchbowl
The term applied to situations or objects which are rigged, unfair, or merely fucked up. This term comes from the fact that many punchbowls are spiked, and therefore put those drinking from the punchbowl at an unfair advantage against those who understand that its contents are laced.
"Man, did you hear about George Bush winning the election?"
"Yeah, dude. That was some punchbowl shit, right there."
"Yeah, dude. That was some punchbowl shit, right there."
punchbowl by Rudy Schultz November 24, 2007
punchbowlin'
a verb that usually happens when a nerd-type person at a social gathering can't dance and only hangs around the punchbowl or owns the sidelines of a party while everyone else is having a good time.
- Hey, whats up with Joseph over there? He's not even dancing!
- Yeah, why did he come to the party if he's just gonna be punchbowlin' the whole time?
- Yeah, why did he come to the party if he's just gonna be punchbowlin' the whole time?
punchbowlin' by crayola crew! December 25, 2008
punchboard
punchboard by my boss July 18, 2005
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