punchbowlin'

a verb that usually happens when a nerd-type person at a social gathering can't dance and only hangs around the punchbowl or owns the sidelines of a party while everyone else is having a good time.

- Hey, whats up with Joseph over there? He's not even dancing!

- Yeah, why did he come to the party if he's just gonna be punchbowlin' the whole time?

by crayola crew! December 25, 2008

Jersey Punchbowl

When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.

He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.

by Apollo's Pad May 5, 2009

A shit in the punchbowl

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.

Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.

by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011

turd in a punchbowl

Something that does not go over very well.

Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.

by Richard Black March 4, 2005

punchbowl

The term applied to situations or objects which are rigged, unfair, or merely fucked up. This term comes from the fact that many punchbowls are spiked, and therefore put those drinking from the punchbowl at an unfair advantage against those who understand that its contents are laced.

"Man, did you hear about George Bush winning the election?"

"Yeah, dude. That was some punchbowl shit, right there."

by Rudy Schultz November 24, 2007

Devil's Punchbowl

Simultaneous golden showers occurring while partners are in the 69 positon.

We had to go so bad that our 69 turned into a Devil's Punchbowl.

by Punchbowl Pete December 11, 2011

Turd in a punchbowl

Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.

Someone who is no fun to be around.

That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.

by D. Rich June 24, 2004