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a verb that usually happens when a nerd-type person at a social gathering can't dance and only hangs around the punchbowl or owns the sidelines of a party while everyone else is having a good time.

- Hey, whats up with Joseph over there? He's not even dancing!

- Yeah, why did he come to the party if he's just gonna be punchbowlin' the whole time?

punchbowlin' by crayola crew! December 25, 2008

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Jersey Punchbowl

When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.

He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.

Jersey Punchbowl by Apollo's Pad May 5, 2009

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A shit in the punchbowl

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.

Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.

A shit in the punchbowl by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011

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turd in a punchbowl

Something that does not go over very well.

Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.

turd in a punchbowl by Richard Black March 4, 2005

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punchbowl

The term applied to situations or objects which are rigged, unfair, or merely fucked up. This term comes from the fact that many punchbowls are spiked, and therefore put those drinking from the punchbowl at an unfair advantage against those who understand that its contents are laced.

"Man, did you hear about George Bush winning the election?"

"Yeah, dude. That was some punchbowl shit, right there."

punchbowl by Rudy Schultz November 24, 2007

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Devil's Punchbowl

Simultaneous golden showers occurring while partners are in the 69 positon.

We had to go so bad that our 69 turned into a Devil's Punchbowl.

Devil's Punchbowl by Punchbowl Pete December 11, 2011

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Turd in a punchbowl

Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.

Someone who is no fun to be around.

That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.

Turd in a punchbowl by D. Rich June 24, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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