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Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
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Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Pukatania 

It means greedy little bitch it also a word used to get all ur anger out when your vexed . BY Junior Bernard
Shut the hell up u pukatania.

pants pinata 

Used to describe when you take off your jeans, or put them on and all your change falls out.
Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!
pants pinata by Kristen B, January 17, 2008
This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.

There are two ways used in P.R.:

1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.
1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)
puñeta by Rickitin May 9, 2020

Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.
Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!
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