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pumplex is like another word for dick head or pussy
in a name calling way
'god man your a right PUMPLEX!!!'
pumplex by charly ccc September 16, 2007
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pumple douche 

When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.
I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.
pumple douche by Tipsymike April 17, 2016
The color of a pulsating penis when suffocated.
Piddle uh-oh, my penis is getting pumple.
pumple by Chodeser January 23, 2003
A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.
Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.
Pumplet by A.J May 14, 2005

Full Nelson Pumplex 

A pumplex of epic proportions. Similar to a Half Nelson Pumplex but much more full on, very messy.
When I got that bitch in a Full Nelson Pumplex it was all over.
Full Nelson Pumplex by Samzoh August 22, 2019
When a penis has turned purple and has become swollen.
Whoah! My Penis is pumple!
pumple by Rozzy January 18, 2003
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murderhobo 

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