pumkle

To beat a bitch's ass, but to leave her ankle alone

"I'm so upset at Becky, but I'll pumkle her because she has a track meet tomorrow."

by gaydragon420 July 2, 2017

Kninkie Puckle

The sexual act of inserting a pinkie finger into the anus but only to the first knuckle.

John was hesitant at first when Jenny tried to enter him with her hands but he was relieved when the act was merely a Kninkie Puckle. anal finger buttfun pinkie knuckle anal pain finger blast dirt button brown eye ring the doorbell pointing to his pooper

by DirtyDoubleDuB September 19, 2016

PUMBLE WEED

Large grouping of pubic hairs, typically in a ball, located in the bathroom

Honey, I told you to clean the Pumble weed in the bathroom before we have company!

by Dylan123 April 16, 2007

pumplex

pumplex is like another word for dick head or pussy
in a name calling way

'god man your a right PUMPLEX!!!'

by charly ccc September 16, 2007

Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

Fudge Puckle

When a sports team has a huge lead in a game and chokes their way to a loss.

The Sacramento Kings fudge puckled their way to another 4th quarter meltdown.

by Sacramentanisburning December 22, 2010

Penis Pumbleing

The consistant thrusting and pummeling of the vagina vivaciously during an act of sex. When a person, usually a female, gets a "penis pumbleing" the person usually can not walk correctly for a week or two. If they can walk straight, then you either:
A. Suck at having sex
B. Have a small penis
C. Both

Rondel:"Damn! Look at how Mary is walking! Her legs are all spaced out and shit... it's like she has a huge stick in her ass or something. Hey James, where did you say you were last night?"

James:"I was at Mary's house. Why? Oh, I see. Yeah man... check it, I gave Mary such a penis pumbleing in her cock canyon that she'll never forget... trust me. She was screamin like if I had just stuck a Rhino in her through her ass."

by James izzle April 23, 2005