Pumpken

ˈpəmp•kin A closet homosexual. A man that acts very masculine in public, but is gay behind closed doors. Comes from Ken and Barbie, He would rather pump Ken (pumpken) then Barbie.

Me: Hey sis, sorry I didn't know that guy you liked was gay. He's a real pumpken then? Sis: I tried to make out with him but he kept talking about the guys on the football team. Wouldn't touch me.

by jayram1408 March 14, 2023

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Pumpkin Party

Not slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

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Pumpken • pumpkin • pumpkinhead • pumpkin pie • pumpkin patch • pumpkin pounder • pumpkin spice • pumpkin spice latte • pumpkin blumpkin • pumpkinButt

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

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this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

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Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

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pumpkin slut latte

Basic bitches that drink pumpkin spice latte near halloween and dress as slut version of different animals, usually involving an ear piece, some sort of drawing on the nose, and lack of clothing and a tail.

I saw a bunch of pumpkin slut lattes at the frats on halloween

by TitanInParadise November 2, 2014

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