Pumpledink 

To apply pressure on a very big zit with a pencil and only a pencil.

Stoner 1:"dude ! thats one big zit" *pumpledinks stoner 2*
Stoner 2: "dude stop pumpledinking me and take a fucking tar gause !"

Pumpledink by Cabbage Number 1 December 11, 2012

Purpledickuler 

A penis so hard that it's turned purple and sits at a perfect right angle to the body when laying back.

"Hey Dave, you're looking chirpy mate."
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"

Purpledickuler by Mr Fury January 19, 2019

pimpledick 

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

pimpledick by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

fingeringbert humpledink 

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.

She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

fingeringbert humpledink by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

Pimpledick 

A guy with a small penis that will jizz any minute

that pimpledick came the moment I touched him

Pimpledick by Karin L November 25, 2011

pumplexing 

Pumplex is a word describing a group of people who have bare feet and are walking on the south east coast of France.
One of the people in the group must have a bald head in order to be a 'Pumplexer'
Collectively they must own a herd of cattle, with 49% of them being Male.

Alex, Andy, Dan, Craig, Ben, Lewis, Whitehead (the bald one) and Jon all went pumplexing on Sunday on the south coast of France.
Alex G pumplexed with Llewellyn on valentines day

pumplexing by Alex Furniss March 3, 2007

puddledink 

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb

I'm gonna puddledink all over your mom's face.

puddledink by Iced T October 12, 2006